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Nincsen lehetetlen, csak tehetetlen. Hogyan békíthetjük össze a törékeny karácsonyfát, otthonunk rombológépeivel? Már ha akarjuk.
A Love That Matters összeszedett néhány elképesztő megoldást arra, hogyan óvjuk meg karácsonyfánkat azoktól a lényektől akik vagy korunknál, vagy a törzsfejlődésben elfogadott helyüktől fogva alkalmatlanok megérteni, mi is az ünnepi fenyőfa célja és rendeltetése. Egyszerűbben fogalmazva: hogy ne végződjön üzembiztos katasztrófával a karácsony, ha már megkötözni nem tudjuk babáinkat és macskáinkat, még mindig van néhány mentő ötlet a sifonérban.
Vegyük sorra őket:
Kossuth-téri harcos fája
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A legkézenfekvőbb, kordonos ötlet. Előnyben a rendvédelmi szervek alkalmazottai, akik a meghitt ünnepi időszakra haza tudnak csenni néhány kerítéselemet.
Lebegő karácsonyfa az ISS szerelmeseinek
Vagy Aladdin karácsonyfája, már ha a muszlimok ünneplik. Mérnöki bravúr, mindenesetre.
2D karácsonyfa
Ekörül a fa körül biztosan nem kergetőznek majd a kölkök.
Ezmiez?
Komoly zavarban az ebek is, de biztos, bármi is meredezik a szobában, nem jut ebek harmincadjára.
Délibáb-fa
Az esélytelenek nyugalmával fordul el tőle a szürke imposztor.
A hűtő tetején, tökéletesen elfér. De minek?
Meghitt karácsony lehetett a hűtő dörmögése közepette.
Nem tolta túl a Mester
Minimalista, praktikus, újrafelhasználható. Funkcionalitásból jeles.
Lefogadnám, hogy katona az illető
A szögesdrót bioorganikus változata remek szolgálatot tesz.
Ezmiez 2
Aki a képet helyesen értelmezi, (akár) hangszórót (is) nyer(het).
Húsvéti nyúl ellen tökéletes
A nyúlketrecbe zárt karácsonyfa. Vagy az ünnepek posztmodern interferenciája.
Amikor a biztonságra törekvés kifinomult ízléssel párosul
És meg is van az eredmény. Csak reméljük, nem autószerelő a kreátor.
Amikor a biztonságra törekvés biztonságra törekvéssel párosul
Radikális megoldás. Nagy Sándor is valahogy így csinálta volna.
Szép
És mást nem is nagyon lehet mondani róla
Kapituláció
Nem szégyen beletörődni az elkerülhetetlen vereségbe
A Tökéletes Megoldás
Csak sóvárogjatok, malackáim!
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